Where is the hickey?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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