I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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