quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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