I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think your dad took our porno
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.