i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.