You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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