Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
