Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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