Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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