I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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