Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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