My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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