I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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