your room smells of hookers.
And success
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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