You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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