I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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