I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think people are normalizing furries
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