i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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