Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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