The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I can tuck mytits in my pants
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the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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