grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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