For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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