No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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