I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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