why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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