This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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