just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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