I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
