How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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