yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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