Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.