And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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