Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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