ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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