omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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