it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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