So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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