at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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