Quick, to the slutcave!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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