I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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