i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
false alarm, still single
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