I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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