Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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