absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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