mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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