Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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