happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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