can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
