I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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