I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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