the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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