Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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