wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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