I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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