Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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