He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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