Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Randomize